Saturday, 7 January 2012

Death of a middle aged apolitical bureaucratic intellectual (or crushing of a bookworm) - A report


11.08.2011

     The meeting of six dye based youths (you are free to call them six middle aged persons) held yesterday in the Tagore Park at Mahe beach declared unanimously the death of their friend Mr.Sidharthan after a detailed critical assessment of the entire episode. That summit assigned the great responsibility of making a biography of the late Sidharthan, who was also called Guruji, on me.

1. Who was Guruji?
      
     Guruji was the lone son of Govindan Gurukkal of Mundoth, a dignified Thiyya family in Kadathanad, descendants. I don’t know on which date, under which star he was born. But one thing I know, by seeing Guruji’s performance an astonished friend wondered,

     “Hey, Guruji, new stars might have been risen in the sky on your birth and might have been neglected by all, only because this sky belongs to Malabar, especially North Malabar.”

2. How was he fostered himself?

     There was a vast land for him to grow without any hindrance. Moorad River in the South, Mahe River in the North, Western Ghats in the East and the Arabian Sea in the West bordered his land; a fertile land defecated by a huge group of politico-literary pseudo intellectuals.

     All were in contemplation that Guruji, who had grown hurdled with the old remains of the so-called progressive literary revolution of the fifties and sixties, was drowned in the surrealist inundation of the seventies. But, nothing had happened. Guruji’s, not much appreciated extended hiatus of, education ended with a real mastery degree in history from the North.

3. What he did after his education?

     Returning after grabbing the mastery degree in history, the ill-fated natives found him as a parallel college teacher.

     We can staggeringly hear his sound beyond the boisterous laugh and roar and amidst the clanging and rattling of bangles,

     “…in that way they constructed railway lines in India on a stage by stage basis. It was in the 1890s they divided the counties like Vatakara, Mahe etc. with the railway lines.  The British constructed the railway lines in this treasure land to drag out all our wealth to England through these lines…”
    
     The novices retorted, “Leave away this stupidity, sir”. Then they growled as usual.

     But there was not any inconsistency for Guruji, since he himself had appointed as one of the front-runners of Indian Revolution, which in his presumption was behind schedule only because of the absence of a Che Guevara or Mao. So he never allowed his heart to hear the clinging of bangles or the adoring eyes, that hypnotizing him from the front benches, which made a clear intrusion amidst the growling. If he allowed that, it might be the collapse of the expectation of the whole land. He rightly adjudicated.
    

     (will be continued...)